entertain me and my cousin, were bored! both lesbians…..well fo the most past lol hmu
Skype or Oovoo?
My cousin is a bit occupied in the other room -_____- and I’m bored as fuck lol. Talk to me :)
I wonder if people ever go through my blog or archive
And if they do, do they like what they see? Or do they just think, “Wow, this girl is fucked in the head” lol
Hey, crazy idea here but just run with it
How about my followers talk to me? lol. I want to get to know you guys and not just creep on your blogs….not that I creep on any of you..haha. So yea, ask me something? Please? K, bye lovelies
Flashback from last year of me and one of my bestfriends, Mar. Yea, we’re pretty badass :p haha jk
Tumblr spam before I shower and pass out lol
Hahaha #metal #dying #lol #nickiminaj (Taken with Instagram)
Those moments when you move and you feel deliciously sore from the night before ;)
"Is that Pussy Boy??"
"Jump pussy, jump. Jump pussy!"
"He’s gonna be a pussy pancake!"
"Pussy Boy’s gonna go splat!"
Hahahaha I fucking love this movie
Adorable, right?? Sorry bout it, she’s not single…she’s mine ;). Natalie you’re beautiful, smart, funny and very kind….well when you’re not being a big jerkface ;p. You’re officially “my babe”, hope you’re ready for what you just got yourself into ;D haha
Remember when we said forever and always….
We were fucking retarded!!!
Glad we dodged that bullet hahaha
You got a girlfriend. Congratulations! I’m happy for you, really. What I’m not happy about is that means you cut me off completely. WTF is that shit?! The way I see it, there are a few explanations:
1. Your girlfriend isn’t comfortable with you talking to other lesbians. Solution: Ok, fair enough, but what if it’s explained to her that I respect your relationship and I genuinely appreciate our friendship and sincerely just wish to remain friends with you.
2. You may not trust yourself to remain friends with someone you had been previously talking to in more than a friendly fashion. Solution: Since I’m so ravishingly sexy and irresistible (please note the sarcasm) and you may not be able to trust yourself you can always trust me! I’m not a whore or a home-wrecker and have no desire to flirt with or fuck anybody that either has a girlfriend or isn’t my girlfriend already (girls who are single and not my girlfriend are encouraged to try to flirt with or fuck me though [; ).
3. Or finally, that your only initiative to talk to me was, to in fact, fuck me. Meaning you’re a douche bag anyway and I shouldn’t care that you don’t talk to me anymore anyway.
Either way I guess my friendship isn’t worth it to you, which is a shame really, but I’ll get over it. I am truly glad that you found someone to make you happy, I never really saw anything happening between us anyway, but still, dick move dude. I thought you were a cool friend. Oh well, live happy my may-have-been-friend :)